Brett Hutley’s Blog

Try to get to sleep after watching this!

Granny O'Grimm's Sleeping Beauty from Darragh O'Connell on Vimeo.

I saw this thread on Reddit and thought I'd make a list of my favourite Paraprosdokian expressions.

• "If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards."
• "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
• "I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."

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A rap about the Large Hadron Collider at CERN. Absolutely awesome!

From Alan Nevin, chief economist for the California Building Industry Association and San Diego-based MarketPointe Realty Advisors: "Now it's just a matter of the pig going through the snake."

I had work to do today, so obviously I had to procrastinate by reading xkcd archives.

Check out the following series:

1. Journal
2. Journal 2
3. Journal 3

I read the following quote at "The price of everything" blog:

“You couldn’t get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.” – Edward Flaherty.

I can't wait to find someone to insult.

OK, so I hear Facebook is where all the cool middle-aged people are hanging these days. I just joined, and I have a total of 1 friend in London! Count 'em people!

I did check out an Atheist group, and found a link to a funny stand-up rant by George Carlin: